do you think i am so naive?: Archive

Feb 1st

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I swear, once I start listening to Tegan and Sara...

Feb 1st

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Feb 1st

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Feb 1st

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Medium Attractive

The following is a list of highly attractive ‘celebrities’ I’ve been told I resemble, at some point or another in my life: Drew Barrymore Karen O Molly Ringwald Kate Winslet Jenny Lewis Zooey Deschanel This is all very flattering, as I am fully aware of my medium attractiveness. Medium attractive means, “Hey, girl. You’re not stunning but you’re still...

Feb 1st

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Jan 31st

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Someone I barely know just confided some pretty personal stuff in me. That always makes me feel good; like people know that I’m far from perfect and their secrets are safe with me. It takes a lot to weird me out. Plus, I have a soft spot for reminding people just how amazing they are.

Jan 31st

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Jan 31st

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Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

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Ectoplasm

Very vague details of last nights dream: A disturbing gloppy sound in my bathroom woke me up (this is in the dream itself; it wasn’t my cat horking up furballs). The sound happens to be coming from this huge blob of ectoplasm in the corner of my bathroom. It’s just sitting there on the tile taunting me with it’s grossness. For some reason it’s encased in a basketball sized...

Jan 30th

How comes whenever I post a photo it looks all jacked up on my iPhone Tumblr app?? It looks fine on my computer but on my phone it’s either rotated or way distorted. What’s with that, huh?

Jan 30th

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-lizlemon asked: I love that blue shirt with the heart in the vending machine design you have on! I hecka wanted it.
So yeah, what's your favorite food? And top 5 favorite movies!

Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

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Soundtrack to an interpretive dance off tonight. I...

Jan 30th

On girl boners.

Thank you, whoever asked this. It took great courage. dearcoketalk: I get hot even looking at silly girly things. I’m glad girls don’t get boners. What’s up with me? Are you kidding? I get massive throbbing purple-headed girl boners all the time. That shit gets unwieldy. Nothing’s wrong with you, sweetie. Enjoy every second of it.

Jan 30th

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Bleh.

I have discovered the most narcissistic guy on Tumblr. This is so bad it’s good because it’s completely without reason, in my opinion. Seriously, I really don’t want to see your half naked self wrapped in bedsheets with your bullshit hipster haircut. Your ribs are grossing me out and your face is entirely unattractive. Please stop posting the same kinds of photos to Submit...

Jan 29th

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Jan 29th

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Jan 29th

Jan 28th

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“Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.”

– J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

Jan 28th

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Jan 28th

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Jan 28th

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Jan 28th

did obama just say "vulcan immigration"?

parliament-of-owls: i need to listen better

Jan 28th

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Hey, tailgaters!!

Before you decide to fuck with me, I should list some of my areas of expertise: Speed control, pack control, defensive play, agility and just generally making your life hell if you step to me. I’m a really sweet girl, unless you’re dancing on the edge of committing vehicular manslaughter. That goes for myself as well as others. I’m like a superhero. I don’t think twice about swooping in to save...

Jan 28th

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Jan 27th

On lip piercing.

oh, god. agreed, agreed, agreed!! dearcoketalk: What are your thoughts on the Monroe piercing? I’ve never had a facial piercing before, but I’m pretty sure I could rock it. Plus I’m a college student, and I work in an environment that is down with body modification (to an extent). But does it scream “rebelling adolescent?” I’d rather avoid that. Don’t worry. These days, a monroe piercing does...

Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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Invest in the new Beach House album. It’s...

Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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2012 Or How I Remembered to Never Visit...

braincloud: Ever since I’d discovered that Yellowstone National Park is just a giant super volcano waiting to give the sky a fiery high five I decided to cross it off my list of places to visit in my lifetime. Now, I consider anyone batshit crazy enough to go there to be suicidal and clinically depressed. Elderly couples looking for an adrenaline rush. The demented types who end up drowning...

Jan 27th

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Jan 26th

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Belle and Sebastian - Slow Graffiti

Jan 26th

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Aziz Ansari - iTunes Celebrity Playlist →

Entirely great, yes, but homeboy’s got something from Pink Flag on his playlist?? Automatic double awesomes. azizisbored: I made one of those playlists for Apple. I hope you like it.

Jan 26th

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Jan 26th

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Jan 26th

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I have another idiotic question. Can you respond to your own questions? For instance, if someone answers your initial question, is it possible to ohhh, you know say “Hey, thanks”. No matter what I try, Tumblr’s not havin’ it. I swear, I’m not this pathetic in real life. Help?

Jan 26th

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I have a million of these things. They’re rusty. I don’t know what do people do with them. Are they even culturally relevant anymore? I don’t even know how this question thing works. Is this right? I just put a question mark after everything? Am I confused? Can someone tell me if I’m doing this wrong? Is it weird that I want gummi worms right now?

Jan 26th

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